There are no words to describe the pain and devastation the entire movie experience caused. I was reduced to a facepalming seatwarmer, waiting for death to come with it's sweet, sweet deliverance.
It was BY FAR the worst movie I've ever seen. Wolverine? Better. Avatar? Better. Benchwarmers? Far better. Yes, I just said that a Rob Schneider movie was superior to this drivel. That's how serious I am.
Why is M. Night allowed to write/produce/direct movies? I propose that this is the breaking point. From this moment on, let us unite together in a sacred pact: don't support, don't encourage, and for heavens sake DON'T BELIEVE in Shyamalan. He is dead to me now. Always and forever.
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Funny thing is. I'd rather watch AirBender a 1000 times than have to watch any of the Twilight Movies once.
That being said, AirBender was pretty bad.
Any reference to Rob Schneider mandates this link:
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001
Meanwhile, I was at Slumdog Millionaire, which I invited you too as I recall... Ohh, that was harsh. Sorry. I disagree with Jason. Eclipse wasn't eye-gougingly terrible. If you want to see another doozie go check out Clash of the Titans. The Last Airbender could have been replaced by Clash of the Titans in your descriptions here.
Never seen a guy defend Twilight before. *vomit* My faith is gone in humanity now.
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